I would do it for free because I thoroughly enjoy it but sadly my children keep growing and eating more, demanding more sophisticated and expensive entertainment and cost me a fortune in petrol as I drive them to multifarious social functions. My partner has a predisposition to Veuve Clicquot, fine cheeses and spa breaks not to mention my living with a neurotic highly strung cat and the associated vet's bills..........
However, despite the financial burdens above, I do like to keep my pricing transparent and simple!
So, basically my starting price includes: